I AM ONE MILLION
inside me is a tiny man, he is 0
i don't know when he's coming out.

more whingings / observations on being a sacred vessel carrying future generation, etc: http://www.ampnet.co.uk/weblog/2008/04/ready-to-pop.html

http://www.ampnet.co.uk/weblog/2008/04/street-life-its-only-life-i-know.html

cakes, sandwiches, gin, ideas, and more:
http://www.ampnet.co.uk/weblog/2008/03/live-review-my-easter-tea-party.html

the 'nesting' instinct, 21st century stylee:
http://www.ampnet.co.uk/weblog/2008/02/its-nesting-jim-but-not-as-we-know-it.html

rant of the day: http://www.ampnet.co.uk/weblog/2008/02/great-british-sandwich.html

dudes, sweden sucks. don't move here. btw, who wants my job as a digital copywriter for a web 2.0 start-up for a year, or a year and a half, while i squeeze a childe out of my fanjita and raise it and stuff? you'll have to give the job back at the end, mind, but you get to live here, in stockholm, the most boring city in the universe, and write loads of retarded copy while staring out the window at the archipelago (if you can touchtype, of course. which is not a job requirement btw.) so yeah. send me your cvs. and we don't want corporate. we want a voice with PERSONALITY. like moi. but not up the duff. alright?

so the telly is tomorrow morning, 7.40 and 8.40am, on bbc1. me chatting about web shit and then my band singing and stuff. i'm not going to watch it! but you all can if you want.

have realised working from home, though ace, is also driving me insane. am becoming company-hungry like a lonely cat. also finding it increasingly hard to force self to get down to anything. is renting some kind of desk / studio space the answer? don't have much money for this at all: but the amount of work i got done when emma was here painting (therefore stopping me skiving / procrastinating / eating entire house / sleeping / having a bacon sandwich / whatever) compared to amount of work i get done normally was quite incredible. i met this photographer girl at this interview i did last night, see, and she does it and she says it is awesome. *googles freelancer forums* looks like you can rent space in east end for around £35/ week. i am so doing this. then my house can be a home again!

haha, the dullest entry in the world! sorry!